the remains of my wasted youth

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:06:45 -0400

les-semelles-de-vent: Big Fish (Tim Burton - 2003)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:03:09 -0400

les-semelles-de-vent:

Big Fish (Tim Burton - 2003)

"Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:46:54 -0400

“

Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

”

- Worry About Your Own Uterus (via metaphorically)

feedyourwanderlust: embrace-your-earth: psychedelicdimensions: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:26:40 -0400

feedyourwanderlust:

embrace-your-earth:

psychedelicdimensions:

internalsunshinee:

dvrker:

dear god this is beautiful

This is the kind of wedding I’ve always pictured.

aww

what a dream this is

all i want

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:52:49 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:46:28 -0400

"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:45:30 -0400

“One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.”

- Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via mydemisee)

(via sharpen-yourteeth)

obsessed with this outfit oh my god

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:30:20 -0400

obsessed with this outfit oh my god

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:26:23 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs: jonafungroff: i think everyone’s dash...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:19:54 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

jonafungroff:

i think everyone’s dash would benefit from from this

welp i officially have a crush on peter pan

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:14:02 -0400

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person for which you've had the most intense romantic feelings.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

the2000sblog: 120 Quotes from Mean Girls, White Chicks and...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:54:17 -0400

the2000sblog:

120 Quotes from Mean Girls, White Chicks and Bring It On.

this is the greatest video i have ever seen wow

plain jane: Long Distance “Something”I laugh when people say you only fall in...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:41:58 -0400

plain jane: Long Distance “Something”I laugh when people say you only fall in...:

unmedicated:

Long Distance “Something”

I laugh when people say you only fall in love once
because I’ve fallen in love over ten different times in 530 days.

The first time was when you said you loved me. I knew that whether or not I loved you back wouldn’t change that.
The second time was when I said I…

wow this is beautiful…

nailed it

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:26:27 -0400

nailed it

how to decode a person with an anxiety disorder

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:22:46 -0400

skyl:

gobfunke:

lundibix:

This is by far one of the most important things I’ve seen on tumblr because It describes things I was not able to

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important.

strivingcreative: popculturebrain: More ‘Girl Meets World’...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:20:57 -0400

strivingcreative:

popculturebrain:

More ‘Girl Meets World’ Stills | BMWsequel.com

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OH MY GOD I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

'Girl Meets World' Series Set for 2014

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:18:08 -0400

'Girl Meets World' Series Set for 2014:

Cory and Topanga are headed back to television: the “Boy Meets World” spinoff series, “Girl Meets World,” has been picked up the by Disney Channel. Ben Savage and Danielle Fishel will reprise their ‘Boy Meets World” roles for the highly anticipated series, which finds the childhood sweethearts grown up and raising their 12-year-old daughter, Riley. Rowan Blanchard, 11, of “Spy Kids: All the Time in the World 4D” and “The Back-up Plan,” has been cast to play Riley. ‘Boy Meets World’: Where Are They Now? The new series, which is scheduled to premiere next…

buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:42:56 -0400

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

LOL

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:34:11 -0400

What radio stations do you listen to when/if you listen to the radio?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:29:16 -0400

I don’t listen to the radio too often :/